Mclovin’s Blog

In the photograph there is  3 columns of pictures that were taken of graffiti. On the top one it looks like it says ask in bubble letters but it does not really look like an A for ASK! I wonder if they are trying to get some kind of codes or if it is just someone who had nothing to write and put ask! The second post has a smiley face with the eye brows up, spray painted on the side of a wall. There is a shadow behind it. It looks like the setting takes place in like New York downtown on the side of some corner store. There is no message with this one I’m pretty sure somebody just had nothing to do probably. The third picture is just weird and sloppy! A blind person could have sprayed this one! I can not tell what this says not even a little bit! And I’m sure most of these take place in New York!

I think if an medieval knight was to watch television and look what he sees, I think he would be amazed and angry! I think the main part he would be mad about is how they make him and the people he fights/fought  look bad or look like girls! I don’t know, some may be very honored and happy. The television is a great source of entertainment so I don’t think they will ever get bored of watching the set. If I was a knight and got to watch tv I think I would kill to stay in front of it for as long as I possibly can! I wonder if they would like movies such as zoro, and the knight. The knights would probably try to steal our fashion and dress like me. Some may even try to steal our sports! I mean who wouldn’t if they watched basketball? I wish I was the only knight  who ever got to watch tv!

IF I WAS WALKING THROUGH A CEMETERY SO MUCH THINGS WILL BE GOING THROUGH MY MIND! SUCH AS WONDERING WHO THE PERSON WAS AND WHAT THEY DIDIN LIFE, AND HOW THEY DIED! IT WOULD BE PRETTY CREEPY. I CAN’T SAY I WOULD BE SCARED BECAUSE NO ONE IN THE RIGHT STATE OF MIND WOULD TRY RO ATTACK YOU UNLESS THERE LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT AND HAVE SOME SCREWS LOSE. IN THE PHOTO I’M CURRENTLY EXAMINING LOOKS LIKE THERE IN SOME SORT OF LITTLE VILLAGE IN MEXICO OR SOME PLACE LIKE THAT. I NOW WANT TO LIKE WALK THROUGH A CEMETERY AND FIND OUT THE FULL LIFE STORY OFALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT WERE OUNCE OUT OF THE GRAVE. I’M SURE SOMEONE OR SOME PEOPLE HAVE MADE THAT ATTEMPT BEFORE AND I WANT TO PUT MY NAME IN THAT HAT. MY FRIEND MAXWELL  WANTS TO DO THIS TOO. WE WILL BOTH MAKE THIS EXPLORATION WHEN WE ARE 33 EXACTLY!   

The 2 sculptured couple are sitting on there bench in the middle of Central Park when a elderly old granny butts into their conversation because she has nothing better to do but to irritate two sculptures minding their own business. The old lady decided to wonder off into the middle of Central Park by her self with no type of weapon and bother 2 strangers. Granny’s husband died a few minutes ago. She killed him with a double burrowed sawed off shot gun. The police never found out what really happened but I do. The Granny realizes that she is fantasizing and picked up her purse that 15 minutes later got stolen and trotted off home. Granny bought the 2 at a silent auction in the middle of the park for a companion!!! The sculptures came alive and became her children. Granny died at the age 150. She set a New York record for longest life. She will be remembered as the psycho granny who lived till 150!

Lost in the woods, the traveler looked up to see a bare lonely stark intricate tree. The tree is super ugly and far from beautiful! The tree is as bare as a naked body. Of course the traveler climbed the tree to try and flag down a helicopter or some type/source of help. The guys name is Billy Bob Norris Thornton Chuck. He crashed his mini plane some were near that stupid tree in to wilderness. Billy Bob Norris Thornton Chuck lost his phone on the way down and he later found it smashed into 1 million pieces. There was a crazy guy flying around and saw that Billy Bob was stuck and saved him. The tree saved Billy’s life from a lion and a cheetah. Later that tree was put in Central Park and all the animals were killed. The land was turned into a huge air force base!!!

The cat in the picture has 6 eyes! It is pretty weird and you can absolutely tell that it is photoshoped! The cat looks like one of those persian cats that you see in the movies but I have never seen a cat with 6 eyes! The cat is white with a brown ish tan on it’s head! The mouth looks like something really really really inappropriate! I wish I had a cat like this one so I can get a nice amount of money taking it to shows, scaring little kids and last but not least getting a whole lot of publicity. I wonder who actually thought about putting this cat on there and were did Mr.Heinz find it? BUTTTT anyway thats all about the 6 eyed cat…

If you are prescribed the pill (Anny-Roid) there is several things that you may feel, but they might not be pleasant! You may feel a excruciating  pain in you’re butt-ox. If you wake up with a burning butt-ox call you’re doctor immediately or the person that prescribed these pills to you. The pill is made to enhance you’re performance and decrease depression!!! In some sports it is considered an illegal substance such as baseball, table tennis, and soccer. The performance enhancing pill was invented in 2009 by a doctor named Dr.Anny Amirez. If you are looking for this pill you can find it at any drug or convenience store on the Northwest. Some takers have said that it caused bad itching in sensitive areas. Doctors use it to cure the swine flu and completely remove aids and H.I.V. Superb athletes like LeBron James and Manny Ramirez. Well it is on sale for 900000000000$! Purchase now and get a free Manny Ramirez bobble head. ;+) !!!!

In the not so lovely picture, wich is quite disturbing a guy on the Cleavland Browns field has no legs! I forgot the story on how exactly that happened but I remember reading about it on the internet one day it might have been WordPress… I think maybe he got shot Or beat in the legs with a baseball bat! Realistictly the man probably just had cancer and the doctors probably had to surgically remove them. It kind of looks like someone buried him right in the middle of the field. Kind of like someone would do on the sand on the beach! It’s pretty funny though. I’m getting curious to find out what actually happened. I can’t even imagine what happened to that guy and and how it makes him feel. I know a basketball legend who has that problem but he had a robotic leg. But that’s it…..

The person that is a shadow in front of a sun that is going down that I think is a man but there is no actual proof. His name is Nolan and it all started when he was trying to get his students in his classroom to quiet down but they sis not want to and they thought everything that came out of his mouth was rude and inconsiderate! Some big fat kid named Max aka Mearp threw him out the window and all the way to Egypt. He then wakes up as a janitor at a school were he sees a dirty chalk board and licks it clean. Nolan’s best friend was a guy named Benny Benjamin Afflaco. When Benny goes big time he feels bad for Nolan so he sent him to Mexico. All of the schools in Mexico were shut down so Nolan became a bum/homeless. Nolan was removed from under his bridge, the Mexican mafia took him on a helicopter and dropped him in the middle of the ocean were he swam onto shore. Nolan arrived on shore at about 8:30 when the sun was going down and come to find out he was on a reality show and they snapped his picture and this is were the great story of Nolan came from!

I know exactly how Ronald McDonald became homeless. Ok so he was working at McDonalds and some old drunk guy decided to take it upon himself and prove to his son Michael Angelo the ninja turtle that he was a fake! So the old drunk guy punched Ronald McDonald and ripped off his mask, so Ronny defended himself by fighting back by punching him in the stomach about 9 times until he coughed up blood. The old man hit Ronald on the side of the head with a glass bottle. Of course that was in front of several families so he went on to get fired and not get a job offer from any other fast food place in the country. He got one from China but he became a drunk and started smoking cigarettes and begging for money. Poor Ronald lived the next 6 months of his life depressed until he went to jail and changed his life around. Ronny now has changed his name to Jack and is now working at Jack in the box!!! THE END!!!